Another version, drawn from some very
dubious sources:
Images from the Cretan/Minoan empire, and even older ones from
South America, predating the Olmec civilization clearly show
players kicking and hitting a tethered yak bladder at each other.
It seems that with
the flooding of the big rectangular plateau which was the centre
of the South American civilisation, the court strategists (all
keen players) took the trade routes away from their drowned
city (Atlantis) and ended up in Persia on a ship carrying a
large cargo of coca leaves and tobacco.
It seems that originally,
HitBladder was used to determine right and wrong, sometimes
in a trail-by-combat scenario, but much more often as people
betting on the "right" fighter taking money from those
who had bet on the "wrong" fighter.
Mostly, however,
the game was shrouded in mystery and taboo, partly because yaks
(the only source of really srong bladders) were hard to come
by, but perhaps more because the small sect of warrior monks
that had cornered the yak bladder market didn't want just anyone
running around with the co-ordination to hit anything they wanted
to hit. This was the sacred preserve of a small group of warriors,
who also weren't too keen to share the secret of their painless
training method with other warriors either.
Eventually, yak
bladders became scarce, and HitBall was lost in the dense mists
of time.
Totally lost?
Well
One monk eventfully
(there had to be many events on such a journey, not so?) made
his way, via India and (travelling with Bhodidarhma) to China.
He then traveled (in disguise as a zen missionary) to Japan,
where he found, much to his delight, that the bladders of Komodo
Dragons were just the right size and strength - even better
than yak bladders!
In Japan, he founded
the Ni kintama Ichi Do Ryu (two balls one way school) of
ninjitsu, but kept the secret of HitBladder, passing it only
to his descendants.
How HitBall then
crops up in South Africa is not entirely clear, but may have
a connection with a Japanese airman, shot down in WWII over
Bapsfontein. He may have been the descendant of the long forgotten
Atlantean, but it is certain he was way off course. Bapsfontein
is a very long way from Pearl Harbour.
A plastic ball is
used these days. Activists from the Yak Bladder Preservation
Foundation and the Komodo Dragon Bladder Lovers Society should
therefore please BACK OFF and send their hate mail, letterbombs
and (would-be) assasins elsewhere.
For instance, complain
to the Japanese Kendo schools. Their greatest
swordsman used to beat komodo dragons senseless as training,
and it is likely that he occasionally damaged their bladders.
This was only in
part due to him overhearing a chance remark about some zen
ninja who needed komodo dragons for his training. The word "bladder" must
have skipped his notice. |